{"id":9387,"date":"2024-02-21T10:52:46","date_gmt":"2024-02-21T09:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/?p=9387"},"modified":"2024-02-21T10:53:45","modified_gmt":"2024-02-21T09:53:45","slug":"splickascena-josip-skiljo-samo-jedan-dalmatinac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/splickascena-josip-skiljo-samo-jedan-dalmatinac\/","title":{"rendered":"SPLICKASCENA \/ JOSIP \u0160KILJO \u201eSAMO JEDAN DALMATINAC\u201c"},"content":{"rendered":"[vc_row type=&#8221;in_container&#8221; full_screen_row_position=&#8221;middle&#8221; column_margin=&#8221;default&#8221; column_direction=&#8221;default&#8221; column_direction_tablet=&#8221;default&#8221; column_direction_phone=&#8221;default&#8221; scene_position=&#8221;center&#8221; text_color=&#8221;dark&#8221; text_align=&#8221;left&#8221; row_border_radius=&#8221;none&#8221; row_border_radius_applies=&#8221;bg&#8221; overflow=&#8221;visible&#8221; overlay_strength=&#8221;0.3&#8243; gradient_direction=&#8221;left_to_right&#8221; shape_divider_position=&#8221;bottom&#8221; bg_image_animation=&#8221;none&#8221;][vc_column column_padding=&#8221;no-extra-padding&#8221; column_padding_tablet=&#8221;inherit&#8221; column_padding_phone=&#8221;inherit&#8221; column_padding_position=&#8221;all&#8221; column_element_direction_desktop=&#8221;default&#8221; column_element_spacing=&#8221;default&#8221; desktop_text_alignment=&#8221;default&#8221; tablet_text_alignment=&#8221;default&#8221; phone_text_alignment=&#8221;default&#8221; background_color_opacity=&#8221;1&#8243; background_hover_color_opacity=&#8221;1&#8243; column_backdrop_filter=&#8221;none&#8221; column_shadow=&#8221;none&#8221; column_border_radius=&#8221;none&#8221; column_link_target=&#8221;_self&#8221; column_position=&#8221;default&#8221; gradient_direction=&#8221;left_to_right&#8221; overlay_strength=&#8221;0.3&#8243; width=&#8221;1\/1&#8243; tablet_width_inherit=&#8221;default&#8221; animation_type=&#8221;default&#8221; bg_image_animation=&#8221;none&#8221; border_type=&#8221;simple&#8221; column_border_width=&#8221;none&#8221; column_border_style=&#8221;solid&#8221;][image_with_animation image_url=&#8221;9388&#8243; image_size=&#8221;full&#8221; animation_type=&#8221;entrance&#8221; animation=&#8221;None&#8221; animation_movement_type=&#8221;transform_y&#8221; hover_animation=&#8221;none&#8221; alignment=&#8221;center&#8221; img_link_large=&#8221;yes&#8221; border_radius=&#8221;none&#8221; box_shadow=&#8221;none&#8221; image_loading=&#8221;default&#8221; max_width=&#8221;100%&#8221; max_width_mobile=&#8221;default&#8221;][vc_column_text]Komi\u010dari\u00a0SplickeScene\u00a0se vra\u0107aju u\u00a0Omi\u0161, a ovom prilikom nasmijavat \u0107e vas\u00a0Josip \u0160kiljo\u00a0sa svojim prvim solo showom\u00a0&#8220;Samo jedan Dalmatinac&#8221;\u00a0s kojim je na zadnjoj turneji prije umirovljenja materijala! Vidimo se u\u00a0utorak 27. velja\u010de u 20h u Dvorani Ilirskog Sjemeni\u0161ta!<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Samo jedan Dalmatinac&#8221;<\/strong>\u00a0je show u kojem \u0107e samo jedan komi\u010dar u samo sat i po vrimena poku\u0161at dokazat da je normalan. Bezuspje\u0161no<\/p>\n<p>U sredini u kojoj niko nema vrimena, a svi po dvi ure side na kavi, u sredini u kojoj od malena u\u010di\u0161 &#8211; &#8216;ko se tu\u010de, taj se voli &#8211; a kasnije na sudu to ne uva\u017eavaju ka obranu, u sredini u kojoj samo ruganje stalno jest, nije lako sa\u010duvat zdrav razum, jer ina\u010de nije lako sa\u010duvat ono \u010dega nikad nije ni bilo.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160ta je \u017eivot? Ima li svitla na kraju tunela? Jesmo li sami? Odgovore na ova pitanja ne\u0107ete dobit, al ho\u0107ete na ona poput: Za\u0161to je vuk zapravo smaza Crvenkapicu? \u0160ta Veliki Vo\u0111a radi u Splitu? Kakve veze imaju Torcida i Shakespeare?<\/p>\n<p>Pitanja je puno, a on je samo jedan&#8230; Dalmatinac.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vi\u0161e o \u0160kilji\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"SplickaScena - Stand-up po splicki\" width=\"1080\" height=\"608\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xBf21ZR0BzI?start=12&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Josip \u0160kiljo je \u010detrdesetogodi\u0161nji &#8220;mladi\u0107&#8221; te \u010dlan posljednje generacije Titovih pionira. Tita se to ba\u0161 i nije dojmilo, jer je bio mrtav. Nakon zavr\u0161enog filozofskog fakulteta i uzalud ste\u010dene titule profesora hrvatskog i engleskog jezika, radi na raznim poslovima van struke. 2015. godine nakon stand up radionice i open mic-a polako skuplja nastupe i iskustvo u zagreba\u010dkom Studiju smijeha, a godinu dana kasnije postaje rezident komi\u010dar. Ima iznimnu sposobnost pre\u017eivljavanja, jer toliko je toga izvalio i ostao \u017eiv. Kako je kroni\u010dno neispavan, \u010desto zaspe za stolom ili za \u0161ankom u sred razgovora. Ljubitelj je adrenalina pa zato vozi biciklu po Splitskim ulicama. \u017divotni cilj mu nije ostvariti ameri\u010dki, ve\u0107 dalmatinski san \u2013 ne radit ni\u0161ta![\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>27.2.2024. u 20.00h, Ilirsko sjemeni\u0161te<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9388,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-novosti"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9387"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9392,"href":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9387\/revisions\/9392"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/czk-omis.hr\/kazaliste\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}